gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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